I’m here to make your online shopping experience as Wonderfully Wonderful as possible. And guess what? Part of that experience means that you can get your items individually personalised with your name and/or image. And guess what else?? This is at no additional cost to you! Pretty cool huh? All you gotta do is choose one of our many, many items that says “Personalise Me” and then go ahead and go crazy! Well…what are you still doing here? Go on!
Hope you have an UP-tastic day!
Your Pal,
Uppy
P.S. – Where does a dog go when he loses his tail? Give up? A retail store! Hahaha I crack myself up!